Pumpkin Spicey Season

Each year there’s a showing of new, sexy halloween costumes designed for (typically) the ladies in mind. You can make anything sexy, really… even Mr. Rogers!

Here, I’ve photoshopped the heads of the people who inspired the sexiest costumes of 2019 onto their respective look! Spooky.

Melania Trump: A distant trade war is upon us! Will you resist it? Show off your assets and be the hottest import in town in this exclusive Sexy Tariff costume featuring a sleeveless dress with a money print, a stretch fabrication, TARIFF printed in red block letters at the bust, a sexy scoop back, an A-line skater hem, and a black IMPORT stamp. Made in USA. (Price is subject to change.)

Stormy Daniels: Uh oh! We sense a political scandal! Disclose all your dirty little secrets in this exclusive Cloudy Affair costume featuring a red mini dress with a plunging cowl neck, halter straps, a form-fitting skirt, a low open back, and large, foam, fake breasts. (Wig and mushroom not included.)

Steve Bannon: Extra extra! Take a look at this!! Show off your headlines in this News Flash costume featuring a mini dress with an allover newspaper print, a high neckline, and a brown trench coat with long sleeves and a matching waist tie. (Sunglasses not included.)

Donald Trump: Get the voters fired up this Halloween in this limited edition Yandy Donna T. 2.0 costume featuring a navy blue blazer with long sleeves, a white top with a high neckline, an open neckline panel, an attached red tie, matching navy blue pants, and an American flag pin. It’s gonna be “yuuuge!” (Wig and hat not included.)

Ivanka Trump: Show off your American pride in this USA Flag Dress costume that includes a flag print mini dress with one long sleeve.

Jared Kushner: The Mens Ahoy Sailor Costume is a three piece set that features a navy blue white collared shirt with red scarf along with matching pants and hat.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Spread all the alternative facts in this exclusive Fake News costume featuring a white tank dress with a scoop neckline, thick shoulder straps, an allover newspaper design, “FAKE” printed in red across the bust, and a scoop back. (Glasses not included.)

Hope Hicks: Flaunt your political stance in this Yandy exclusive Sexy Political Elephant costume featuring a metallic strapless romper with white ruched cups, a red and white striped bodice, a cheeky cut back, a blue jacket with long sleeves, draping coattails, a patriotic “VOTE” pin, and a grey elepant hat with large ears, long ties, and an attached patriotic hat.

Paul Manafort: Everyone will want to spend 25 to life with you in this Cuff Me Up Inmate costume featuring an orange crop top with a high neck, long sleeves, “INMATE” printed in black, and matching high waisted leggings with “FP 143” printed in black. (Handcuffs and choker not included.)

Andrew McCabe: Freeze! Uphold the law in this FBI Agent costume featuring a wet look mini dress with a front zipper closure, long sleeves, a “FBI” patch, a matching belt with large silver buckle, silver handcuffs, a silver badge, a matching “FBI” hat, and a toy baton. (Thigh high stockings not included.)

Rudy Giuliani: Stir up trouble in the streets! Commit yourself to a night of true crime with this Mischievous Mobster costume featuring a pinstripe romper with overall hooks, a mini tie detail, a high cut waist, white trim detail, and a cheeky cut back. (Mobster hat, cigar, fishnet stockings, garter gun holster, and boots not included.)

Don Jr: The six-piece, men’s Gangsta costume includes a black and white pinstripe, double breasted gangster suit, dickie, machine gun screen-printed tie, carnation pin and hat. Shirt not included.

Steve Mnuchin: You’ll be rolling in dough in this money print jumpsuit featuring a deep V-neckline, adjustable halter straps, a low open back, fitted legs, and an ankle length. (Dollar sign necklace not included).

Andrew Wheeler: Go ahead and start the fire in this super-hot Got Hose? costume featuring a red metallic crop top with a neon trim, long sleeves, a front zipper closure, matching high waisted black shorts with a cheeky cut back, and adjustable black sequined suspenders. (Hat, stockings and sunglasses not included.)

You fight those global warming-induced forest fires, honey!

All costumes and copy from Yandy.com

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s